Funny Quiz

21- What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?

See Answer

a half dollar.

22- What is alive and has only 1 foot?

See Answer

A leg.

23- If a child is spanked by his mother and by his father, who hurts the most?

See Answer

Probably the child.

24- What is the first thing you do every morning?

See Answer

Wake up.

25- Why did Johnny toss a glass of water out the window?

See Answer

He wanted to see a water fall.

26- What do mechanics charge to fix tires?

See Answer

A flat rate.

27- What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard?

See Answer

Close the door, I am dressing!

28- Where do old bowling balls end up?

See Answer

In the gutter.

29- Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

See Answer

In a dictionary.

30- What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?

See Answer

Sandy Claws.

 

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