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A man comes home from a hard days work to find some weight lifting equipment on the stairs, he asks his wife what the hell she is doing wasting money on the gear, and she says that they will help her increase her breast size.
he says "All you need is some toilet paper!".
She seems puzzled, "Yeah all you need to do is rub the toilet paper between your bust, and it makes them bigger".
"How do you know?" she asked
"Well look what its done to your bum!" |
You are so poor you eat cereal with forks to save milk!
You are so poor your face is on the cover of a food stamp!
You are so poor when I walked in your front door a mouse tripped me and a cockroach stole my wallet!
You are so poor I walked in your house and asked to use the
bathroom and you told me to pick a corner!
You are so poor that you use dental floss as toilet paper!
You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, ''I am moving it's too noisy over there!
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Yours truly, mamma is so fat that when she weighed herself on the scales, it came up with her telephone number.
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Question. what do you do if a Bernard Manning throws a grenade at you?
Answer. take out the pin and throw it back. |
If I gave a shit you'd be the first person that I'd give it to.
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| I would like to see you in something long and flowing, like the river. |
| Were you born with a sorry note from Durex or something?? |
you're so stupid that if you got locked in Sainsbury’s you'd starve to death.
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Question. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer1 to hold it up and 4 to turn the room around. |
| Your house is so small, when I put the key in the door, I stabbed everyone inside! |
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