Funny SMS

So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send.

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon.
Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
A lof of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a we ruin our carpet or our life?
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!


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