Funny SMS

So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer...
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? why do you wear a bra????!!!
What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid!
Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?


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