Funny SMS

So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send.

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others.
What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!


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