Funny SMS

So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send.

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places.
Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...


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