Funny SMS

So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send.

 
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.

 

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