Funny SMS |
So you like to send text messages, how about some funny SMS for you to send. |
| I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... |
| I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! |
| Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!! |
| Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. |
| Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! |
| E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need. |
| For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?" |
| God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’! |
| God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’! |
| How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? |
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